No, Thank You
Why don't the above words ever come to mind when my aunt starts in about, I don't know, how I should drive 40 minutes to hang around her friends' garden center to flirt with their employees?
Instead the wrong thing comes out and I wind up being cast as bitter and prejudiced. Lord have mercy.
I'm off to drown my sorrows in the mountain of macaroni salad my parents are stuck with because Older Brother canceled at the last minute (surprise). Too bad we can't ship some to Younger Sister and make her extra happy.
Instead the wrong thing comes out and I wind up being cast as bitter and prejudiced. Lord have mercy.
I'm off to drown my sorrows in the mountain of macaroni salad my parents are stuck with because Older Brother canceled at the last minute (surprise). Too bad we can't ship some to Younger Sister and make her extra happy.
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Good thing you have more to do than drive across the world to flirt with people you don't know from Pete!! I wish you lived out here by us - Adam has so many nice, single engi-nerd friends! :D
Ahem. Sorry I got a little wound up there. And, man, I (heart) nerds, too. I've been saving for a trip out west. . .